It’s well known that beggars can’t be choosers. But as you probably already know, the opposite happens too.
In the minds of choosing beggars, they feel more entitled to things than the rest of us. While we stand in lines, they go straight, while we pay for a purchase or service, they think they can get it for free. Don’t ask how come it’s fair, because it’s not!
And there’s a whole corner of Reddit dedicated to sharing such infuriating examples, known as the Choosingbeggars subreddit. This time, we take a look into the cases when parents get desperate for things and try to use their kids to gain things free of charge or with a hefty discount. Scroll down through the posts and let us know your thoughts in the comment section!
#1 The Accusation Of Being Selfish At The End Is Comedy Gold
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#2 So You Hate Kids
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#3 No, You Can’t Have My Dog
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#4 I Can’t Even Wrap My Mind Around This Story!
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#5 No Commissions
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#6 Probably Not Gonna Happen, Bub
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#7 What A Weird Person
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#8 Is The Sweater Made Out Of $45?
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#9 Ah, This Nugget. The Swim Teacher
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#10 Free For A Birthday
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#11 Cb Tries To Use Their Kid As An Excuse To Get A Supreme Shirt For Super Cheap
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#12 Sister Sent Me This...she Was Blocked Immediately After
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#13 "My Kid Hasn't Eaten Since Yesterday"
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#14 Ruining The Kid’s Day
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#15 My Kids Won't Let Me Sleep.... Send Me A Phone
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#16 Christmas Day Discounts For Second Hand Cars??
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#17 Choosing Mother Tries To Trick Good Guy Neighbor Into Paying Child Support
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#18 My Buddy Is A Tattoo Artist. He’s Also My Personal Hero
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#19 $2.50/Hr To Watch 11 Kids
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#20 I Tried To Give Away Two Harnesses That No Longer Fit My Dog. Did Not Go Well
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#21 Someone Has To Pay To Watch Her Kid
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#22 Sister Asks Me If I Can Watch Her Kid, Then Asks If I Can Come Get Her And Comes Up With Lame Excuse As To Why She Can't Drop Her Off
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#23 I Have 3 Kids To Feed Plz Look My Ahole And Pay Me
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#24 Choosing Beggars: Halloween Edition
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#25 Make It Fair! Her Kid Is Crying!
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#26 Beggar Mom Is Insulted That Her Daughters Party Guests Won’t Pay For The Party
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#27 She Wanted To Take Her 2 Year Old Daughter To A Marilyn Manson Concert
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#28 Apparently Being A Sahm Means You Should Give Away Free Childcare
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#29 But I Need A White One For The Kids...
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#30 How Are My Kids Supposed To Live Without Juice?!
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#31 $2/Hr For A Full Time (58 Hours/Week) Babysitting Job. Sweet Deal!!
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#32 $80 Cutlery Set Not Good Enough For This Father. Proceeds To Roast His Own Daughter
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#33 Asks For Free Stuff, Proceeds To Ask For Proof, Then Starts An Argument Over Someone’s Reaction
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#34 Less Than $3 An Hour, Sign Me Up! She Also Posted Several Filtered Only Pics Of Her Kid
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#35 This Lady In My Local Mom Group Wanting A Room Painted In Exchange For Advertising On Said Mom’s Group Page
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#36 My Boyfriend Bought My Mom A Diet Coke, This Is What My Dad Had To Say
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#37 I'm Not Buying Anything And I Still Deserve Free Food!!
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#38 I Don't Understand How People Can Use Kids As Reasons
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#39 Don't Let People Know How Much I Am Underpaying Them!
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#40 Mom On Facebook Begs For Free Gaming System, Then Becomes Rude & Picky With Offers
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#41 I Wish Someone Would Help Take Care Of Our 3 Kids.. But It Has To Be More Than 2 Hours
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#42 Parent Asked Their Child's Teacher To Send Restaurant Food To Their Home And Not The School Meals
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#43 Give My Son A Marker, But Not A Girl Color
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#44 My BF’s Mom Is Coming To Visit Us, And She Suggested We Buy A Mattress, When We Were Offering To Pay For A Hotel For Her And She Could Just Bring An Air Mattress That She Already Owns
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#45 Imagine Being Upset Over Not Being Able To Find Someone Who Is Willing To Watch Your Children For Free
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#46 Anyone Who Will Voluntarily Babysit For 65 Cents An Hour Does Not Have Your Child’s Best Interest At Heart
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#47 This Cb Is Homeless With Three Kids And Making Demands On A Dating App
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#48 Please Make Sure It's In Good Condition Also
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#49 This Woman That Contacted My Mom About A Kids Watch
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#50 For Market Price, You Can Clean Our House And Watch Our Kids!
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#51 Why Don't I Get The $1,000 Teacher Hazard Pay For Homeschooling My Kid?
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#52 Paying You To Babysit Is “A Deal Breaker Sorry No”
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#53 Cb Farmer Starts Gofundme To Get A 25k Quad. Uses Kid To Encourage Donations
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#54 Thinking You Deserve A Full Salary For Babysitting Your Own Kids While They Do Schoolwork
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#55 Woman Wants To Pay Up To $45 Dollars For 8 Hours Of Babysitting In An Area Where Minimum Wage Is $14.25
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#56 Having A Child Costs Money, Cb: *surprised Pikachu*
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#57 $25 Per Day To Watch His Kids
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#58 Why Do Some Parents Act Like They're Doing The Whole World A Favor By Being A A Parent?
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#59 Free Suv, Not Old, Low Mileage, Good On Gas
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#60 Facebook Mom Looking For Baby Sitter For $50 A Week
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#61 Must Have A Bachelors Degree To Babysit My House
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#62 You Should Come Watch My Kid All Week For $150!
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#63 I Didn't Know Having Kids Gives You A Discount
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#64 I Wonder Why Her Babysitter Stopped Texting Her For Less Than $2 An Hour
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#65 Looking For An Experienced Babysitter At $3/Hour
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#66 Free Babysitter Needed
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#67 Babysitter Wanted, Must Be In Collage
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#68 I'm Sure That $100 Per Week Will Go Far To Provide The Vegan Organic Food She's Demanding The Babysitter Supply
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#69 Cb Will Take Whatever's Lying Around, As Long As You Deliver It
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#70 "I Don't Wanna Cook, So Please Buy Me Food Because I Also Have A Kid"
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#71 Could I Please Have A Free Mac?
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#72 Who Wants To Be A Nanny, Just A Free Room, No Board….
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#73 Who's Down For $2.50 An Hour?
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#74 I Commented That Wages For 2 Kids Begin At $15 For Teens And Said Maybe She’d Get Lucky
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#75 Crazy Mom On Facebook Only Wants To Pay $300 A Month For Full Time Baby Sitter
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#76 Single Mom (Blue) Was Looking For A Babysitter In My Neighborhood Facebook Group
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#77 Why Yes, I Would Love To Work Almost 50 Hrs As A Teacher, Nanny, Chef, And Maid For Your Generous Offer Of “Up To” $400 Per Week
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#78 Mother Demands You Only Buy Specific Gifts For Birthday And Holiday. For Context, The Child Is Like 4 Years Old
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